We've finally made the patch that started it all - a hilarious, context-less plate carrier patch that inspired us to put funny words on woven polyester.

(please give us more ideas we love making these)

Specs

• 2.5" x 6"
  
• Woven polyester with woven lettering
• Hook and loop backing
• Completely Reprehensible

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.